söndag 27 juni 2010

Six degrees of you are gay by principle of transitive relation of equivalen(ce)

[FROM THE FACEBOOK GROUP WITH THE SAME NAME]

Or, if you are a transsexual with a sex-change surgery in Sweden done, it becomes "Six degrees of you are gay by principle of transitive property of equality" because everyone is gay for a tranny (in one way or another), and since the state paid for your surgery you are now considered public property. Enjoy!



Did you have sex with someone who had sex with someone who would make them gay somehow? Guess what, then you're gay too! I do wonder, are we all gay when applying this logic combined with the logic of six degrees of separation?

In Sweden there are peculiar rules when it comes to the donation of blood, namely that men who had sex with men can never donate blood ever again. Maybe it's something similar to the one drop rule; whether it's pussy juice, sperm, sweat, or drool, it still makes it uncool.

PS: If you are a man and had sex through a cam with someone who you thought was a chick and turned out to be a bloke then you're not gay, but instead you're a pathetic loser. Get a girlfriend and move out of that basement!


Surely there is some stigmaphobia at work here, the fear of stigma having a contagious property, be it social, karmatic or bodily. Look out, you could become gay when getting a blood transfusion from someone whose lips met those of another--and I'm not talking french kisses here.... But I do wonder about the metaphysical implications of rules concerning donorship... since every cell in a human body is replaced after some 6-7 years, it is not a case of identity (paraphrasing Holmes) which obstructs "men who had sex with men" from being able to exhort their citizenship infused (social) responsbilities and letting others sucking them dry as good samaritans. No, the act of sexual intercourse (with penetration as ubiquity, anus as modus operandi) between men does not constitute the transfer of neo-hereditary sins by interceptability of ones spiritual properties, but instead it must but the simple act of homosexual conduct itself that echoes beyond time; an inverted medicalisation of patho-psychiatry and its reconstruction of the Calvinistic, relapsing sinner onto an reccurence of option paralysis through biological and psychological profiling of those who (tautologically) are who they are and not only that, fuck with Aristotelian laws of identity and actually BECOME the actions they perform. The gay is now a species, and, also, incidentally, all join the Ship of Theseus for a manly scavenger hunt. Let's join, shall we?

Just imagine; the gay (action) you performed once when drunk need not be intentional, and you need not touch a man ever again, or even let your girlfriend put a finger up you anus (again), but STILL you will be gay; when all is said and done, the gay cannot be washed out! I wonder, is the constitution of gayness a property of qualia, is it an atomistic construction as consciousness is but an illusion of holistic complexity principles? Or is it decreed in some sort of system unit, be it genetic or neurophsyiological?

However may be the case with that, gay as we now understand it must be the state of exception (as Foucault would lead us to understand the sui generis of state of affairs), beyond concepts such as time and dimesion. Indeed, GAY IS THE INCEPTION! It is the "begging the question" of what came before God, RESOLVED: it is the original sin, conceived before God existed, before God (I'm looking especially at you, woman) said: "I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to children.Your desire will be for your husband,and he will rule over you." Genesis 3:16: Repent! Well, obviously, it was a time before children and birth because everyone was gay. Now if we could all just go back to that blessed state of eternal harmony (a primordial soup full of amniotic fluid of our mother's womb) and become gay, we would not need to worry any more about these petty questions. Or we could create our own child, ultima materia, by giving ourselves a pat on the back and a blowjob to come with that. Just imagine, the Ouroboros as plateau for the collective unconsciousness, the archetype of being before birth of ego! What—is that Freud approaching the ship of Theseus? Hurry, let's all regress to the anal, Oedipal and oral phase at the same time, or better yet, keep up the pedomorphosic equilibrium of mine. Grab the leather case and let's inject the solution Holmes!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Identity_and_change

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transitive_relation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_degrees_of_separation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Scissoring

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenesis

http://www.geblod.nu/general.aspx?PageId=6

http://www.geblod.nu/general.aspx?PageId=2599


Possible (rear) entry points for discussion, activism, journalism

Goffman, Stigma

McGrue, stigmaphobia

Foucault, bio power

Kant, aliens

Deleuze, relational spaces

Plato, idea worlds

Aristoteles, laws of logic

Jung, psycho-analysis



Excerpt, remade from my manifesto, 120 pages now and long from finished. Anyone wants to publish me? :P

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